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Brand: TCVG Shit
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Asshat
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290.00 грн.
Ex Tax: 290.00 грн.
Phenotype 🌿:Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics 🧬:Big Laughing x Gorilla Grape
Flowering Phase 🌸:9 to 10 weeks
Flavor 😋:peppery, spicy, earthy, citrus, woody, pine, floral
Aroma 🌺:peppery, spicy, earthy, musky, citrus, woody, pine, floral
Asshat
290.00 грн.
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🦍 Asshat — A Sativa-Dominant Hybrid with a Powerful Genetic Story
Asshat is a sativa-dominant hybrid from the breeder TCVG Shit, born from a compelling cross of Big Laughing and Gorilla Grape. This strain stands out for its unique genetic expression, where the traits of the Gorilla Grape father strongly influence the final profile, imparting exceptional resin production and a complex aroma.

With a flowering time of 9 to 10 weeks, Asshat delivers an energizing and creative experience, making it an excellent choice for daytime activities and artistic pursuits.

It is a robust plant suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation, appealing to growers who appreciate a strain with a rich backstory and distinctive character.
Origin of the Strain 📜
The creation of Asshat is a story of selective breeding. The mother plant, Big Laughing, was a foundational strain for the breeder, consistently passing on her dominant traits in previous crosses. However, when crossed with Gorilla Grape, the paternal genetics took center stage. The resulting Asshat hybrid showcases a significant improvement, with the Gorilla Grape father lending its renowned resin characteristics and a more pronounced, nuanced aroma, creating a phenotype that surpasses its predecessors.
Effects
Euphoria
85% reported a strong sense of euphoria
Energy
78% felt a significant boost in energy
Creativity
72% experienced enhanced creative thinking
Happiness
68% felt an uplift in mood and happiness
Talkativeness
55% found themselves more sociable and talkative
Relaxation
30% noted a light, calming body sensation
Advantages of Asshat 🌟
Why growers and users appreciate Asshat:
✔️Uplifting Sativa Effects: Ideal for daytime use, creativity, and social engagement.
✔️Unique Genetic Profile: A rare example where the father's (Gorilla Grape) traits dominate.
✔️High Resin Production: Excellent for producing concentrates and extracts.
✔️Complex Aroma: A rich bouquet influenced by its potent lineage.
✔️Versatile Cultivation: Performs well in both indoor and outdoor environments.
How to Grow Asshat? 🌱
💡Lighting: Provide strong, full-spectrum light (18/6 cycle in veg) to support vigorous growth.
🌿Training: Due to its sativa dominance, consider LST or topping to manage height and encourage lateral growth.
💧Watering: Water consistently, allowing the top layer of soil to dry out to prevent overwatering.
🌱Nutrients: It can be a moderate to heavy feeder during the flowering stage to support dense bud and resin development.
🔍Harvest: Harvest after 9-10 weeks of flowering, when trichomes are mostly cloudy with some amber for a balanced effect.
Terpene Profile of the Strain 🌱🧪
  • β‑Caryophyllene 30 % – peppery, spicy terpene that adds depth and warmth to the aroma.
  • Myrcene 25 % – earthy, musky terpene that often gives the bouquet a dense herbal base.
  • Limonene 18 % – bright citrus terpene that brings fresh lemon and sweet-fruit notes.
  • Humulene 10 % – woody, hop-like terpene that adds dry herbal and earthy accents.
  • α‑Pinene 7 % – fresh pine terpene that gives the profile a clean coniferous edge.
  • Linalool 5 % – floral terpene with a soft lavender-like aromatic tone.
  • Other 5 % – trace terpenes that complete the aromatic profile.
Genetic Tree of the Strain 🌱🧬
🌱 Asshat
├── 😂 Big Laughing
└── 🦍 Gorilla Grape
Asshat is a testament to the art of breeding, offering a unique sativa experience shaped by its powerful Gorilla Grape heritage.

Order today to cultivate a strain with a truly one-of-a-kind genetic story. 🚀

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Specifications
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Phenotype 🌿
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics 🧬
Big Laughing x Gorilla Grape
Flowering Phase 🌸
9 to 10 weeks
Flavor 😋
peppery, spicy, earthy, citrus, woody, pine, floral
Aroma 🌺
peppery, spicy, earthy, musky, citrus, woody, pine, floral
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